![]() in "Turok: Dinosaur Hunter" there is even a menu option for the Cheatcodes) More become a regular "feature" like any other option.(ie. In the beginning these codes were left in the game by the programmers for easier betatesting, but have lately more and Give you invulnerability, all weapons, more money etc. These are secret codes typed in while playing or while at a menu in the game. Mind.Cheat Essentials Cheat Terms, Definitions and ToolsĪ lot of different things fall under this category. I said, “Shield not impervious to-” Ugh! Never. ![]() Plasma shield is impervious to fire from projectile weapons such as needlers, covenant carbines, and, oh, I don’t know, a Glade Plug-In hurled in frustration across the room, maybe? And you never know when you’ll be caught in a flurry of bottles of nail polish or even-crazy as it sounds-the apologetic thank-you card I just realized someone never sent to my sister for having us at her party to celebrate her making partner at Kenscher & Foley-yes, that party, where a certain someone drank too much Crown Royal and kept inviting her friends to “join his firm” before he managed the monumental feat of embarrassing himself even further by spitting up the Better Cheddars he’d eaten too much of all over his only dress shirt, which I happened to buy him for his birthday. Oh, and the occasional-compliment-giver ray would be nice, too. Instantly gives you the complete Halo 3 arsenal, including the Mark V pulse rifle, covenant carbine, bouquet of flowers, chainsaw, plasma blade, flamethrower, gift basket with scented bath crystals, trip mine, magma cannon, some chocolates or something once in a while, submachine gun, wanting a foot massage does not make me “high-maintenance,” needler, missile pod, I’m not asking for the damn Hope Diamond here, railgun, and flak pistol. Nonstop, heart-pounding action guaranteed to get boring, repetitive, and pointless 50 percent faster, shortening the time before you finally, I don’t know, take a shower and eat something else besides Bugles and Dolly Madison mini-doughnuts. Did you hear that? Jeff Harshak? Cool Whip–covered nipples? Hello? Yes, invisibility can sure come in handy. Walk out that door and maybe call his best friend, Jeff Harshak, and see if he wants to lick Cool Whip off your naked body. Walk right out that door and he wouldn’t even notice. You could probably even leave and he wouldn’t know or care. ![]() Or you could, say, sit here on the couch, theatrically flipping through a copy of Elle that you’ve already read twice, praying that somebody still has enough of a brain left that he can take a hint, but, no, you’d still remain totally undetected. Remain unseen by enemies, no matter what you do! You could shoot them in the face with a Mark V pulse rifle and they still wouldn’t see you. Incredibly enough, Master Chief would be in fine, fine shape. You could even come back to the game tomorrow -while a certain someone is working a 10-hour shift at Lane Bryant to pay the rent since someone else was recently “downsized” from Golden Swirl for “managerial reasons” that I’m sure were totally unrelated to his habit of napping in the service hallway-and you’d have the whole day all to yourself. ![]() In fact, you could come back to the game three hours later and you’d still have all your health. You could even walk away from the Xbox and-crazy idea-talk to someone who’s been sitting here for the past hour wondering if that was in fact an actual conversation she had earlier about going to the movies this afternoon and not just an incredibly realistic dream. Heck, you could even put the controller down and they still can’t do anything. You can just stand there and the aliens can’t kill you.
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